{"title":"Retirement Gifts for Boss","description":"\u003cp\u003eRetirement gifts for a boss — the kind a team can hand over at the office party without it reading as either a roast or a plaque from HR. Engraved with his name, his years of service and his last day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFunny, but still respectful\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese designs borrow the language of the workplace he is leaving: a final sign-off, a correction notice, a record of service. It gets the laugh in the room and still looks like something he can keep on a shelf afterwards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuying as a group? Also see \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/retirement-gifts-for-coworker\"\u003eretirement gifts for a coworker\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/retirement-gifts-for-him\"\u003eall retirement gifts for him\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"retirement-gift-for-boss-whiskey-glass","title":"Retirement Gift for Boss Whiskey Glass - Quitter, I Mean Happy Retirement","description":"\u003cp\u003eA retirement gift for a boss that only becomes sayable once the paperwork is signed and nobody has anything left to lose. It opens with \u003cem\u003eQuitter\u003c\/em\u003e, corrects itself mid-sentence, and lands on \u003cem\u003eI Mean Happy Retirement\u003c\/em\u003e, set out like an amended official record.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eThe correction stays visible\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eNothing is tidied away. The first word is still there, struck through, exactly where the whole room can read it. That is what separates this from a polite plaque: it admits what everyone was thinking and then does the professional thing anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eCheek that only works upward\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eGiven by a manager to a junior it would be unkind. Given by a team to the person who ran them, it is affectionate insubordination, and the fact that it could only be handed over on the last day is most of the charm.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003ePersonalization\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eAdd the name that goes on the corrected line. Please check the spelling before ordering, as every glass is printed to order and we cannot accept returns for a typo in a name.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBrowse the rest of our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-retirement-gifts\"\u003efunny retirement gifts\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"SipEngrave","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":53766716653862,"sku":"M9316-11oz","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1033\/9513\/1686\/files\/funny-retirement-gift-for-coworker-quitter-correction-notice-whiskey-glass-sipengrave.png?v=1787715397"}],"url":"https:\/\/www.sipengrave.com\/collections\/retirement-gifts-for-boss.oembed","provider":"Sipengrave","version":"1.0","type":"link"}