{"title":"Retirement Gifts for Coworker","description":"\u003cp\u003eRetirement gifts for a coworker, engraved with his name and the years he put in. Built for the office party, where the gift gets opened in front of everyone and has to land in one second.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eMade for a group gift\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhen a team pools money, the gift needs to say something only the team would say. These designs use the language of the job itself — the work order closed, the number retired, the questions now forwarded to somebody else.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSee also \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/retirement-gifts-for-boss\"\u003eretirement gifts for a boss\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/retirement-gifts-for-him\"\u003eall retirement gifts for him\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"funny-retirement-gift-for-coworker-whiskey-glass","title":"Funny Retirement Gift for Coworker Whiskey Glass - Quitter, I Mean Happy Retirement","description":"\u003cp\u003eA funny retirement gift for a coworker that says the quiet part first and then takes it back. The design opens with \u003cem\u003eQuitter\u003c\/em\u003e, catches itself, strikes the word through and writes \u003cem\u003eI Mean Happy Retirement\u003c\/em\u003e above the line, the way a real amended form corrects a wrong entry.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eFrom the people who sat next to him\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is not one for the company-wide card. It is the gift from the three or four people who actually shared the workload, who are allowed to be rude about it, and who know he will laugh rather than take offence.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eRead the room before you buy it\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe design assumes a leaving that everybody is happy about. If the retirement was forced, or the department is bitter about the vacancy, the strike-through stops being funny and starts being pointed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003ePersonalization\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eAdd the name that goes on the corrected line. Please check the spelling before ordering, as every glass is printed to order and we cannot accept returns for a typo in a name.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBrowse the rest of our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-retirement-gifts\"\u003efunny retirement gifts\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"SipEngrave","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":53766716621094,"sku":"M9315-11oz","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1033\/9513\/1686\/files\/funny-retirement-whiskey-glass-beach-mockup-04_e8e8a80b-2a9f-49f4-9376-57927c136145.png?v=1787742895"}],"url":"https:\/\/www.sipengrave.com\/collections\/retirement-gifts-for-coworker.oembed","provider":"Sipengrave","version":"1.0","type":"link"}