{"title":"Retirement Gifts for Him","description":"\u003cp\u003eEngraved retirement gifts for him — personalized with his name, his retirement year and the number of years he actually put in. Every piece is decorated to order in the USA, and you see a digital proof before anything is engraved.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the full collection for the man retiring: whiskey glasses, flasks, cutting boards, tumblers and gift sets. Funny where it should be funny, and still something he can leave on the bar or the desk without hiding it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWho buys these\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWives and grown kids marking the end of a career. Coworkers pooling money for the office party. A team saying thank you to a boss on his last day. Each of those needs a different tone, so browse by person: \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/retirement-gifts-for-dad\"\u003eretirement gifts for dad\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/retirement-gifts-for-husband\"\u003efor husband\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/retirement-gifts-for-boss\"\u003efor boss\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/retirement-gifts-for-coworker\"\u003efor coworker\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/retirement-gifts-for-grandpa\"\u003efor grandpa\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eBrowse by product\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/retirement-plaques\"\u003eRetirement plaques\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/retirement-whiskey-glasses\"\u003ewhiskey glasses\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/retirement-gift-sets\"\u003egift sets\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/man-cave-retirement-signs\"\u003eman cave signs\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/retirement-flasks\"\u003eflasks\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/retirement-cutting-boards\"\u003ecutting boards\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/retirement-mugs-and-tumblers\"\u003emugs and tumblers\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/personalized-retirement-gifts\"\u003epersonalized retirement gifts\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-retirement-gifts\"\u003efunny retirement gifts\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhat you can personalize\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHis name or nickname, the retirement year, the last day on the job, years of service and his job title, depending on the product. Character limits are listed on each product page so the engraving stays readable.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"funny-retirement-gift-for-dad-whiskey-glass","title":"Funny Retirement Gift for Dad Whiskey Glass - Quitter, I Mean Happy Retirement","description":"\u003cp\u003eA funny retirement gift for dad that gets the tone exactly right: it calls him a quitter, thinks better of it, and corrects itself in front of everyone. The first word is struck through and \u003cem\u003eI Mean Happy Retirement\u003c\/em\u003e is written in above the line, set the way a genuinely amended form looks.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWhy it beats a plain joke mug\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe layout does the work before anyone reads a word. It looks like paperwork he has signed a thousand times, which is exactly why it earns a spot on the shelf instead of the back of a cupboard. The strike-through stays visible, so the joke reloads every time he picks the glass up.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eThe gift the children get away with\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eCalling a man a quitter on his last day is a licence only his own family holds. From a colleague it would be a risk; from a son or daughter it reads as affection with the sentiment carefully crossed out.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003ePersonalization\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eAdd his name to the corrected line so the amended record is filed under the right person. Please check the spelling before ordering, as every glass is printed to order and we cannot accept returns for a typo in a name.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBrowse the rest of our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-retirement-gifts\"\u003efunny retirement gifts\u003c\/a\u003e, or see every design in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/retirement-gifts-for-men\"\u003eretirement gifts for men\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"SipEngrave","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":53765910298918,"sku":"M9301-11oz","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1033\/9513\/1686\/files\/funny-retirement-gift-dad-whiskey-glass-bright-home-bar_492d91e5-84dc-4b6c-b325-85ec485a7a58.png?v=1787742087"},{"product_id":"funny-retirement-gift-for-coworker-whiskey-glass","title":"Funny Retirement Gift for Coworker Whiskey Glass - Quitter, I Mean Happy Retirement","description":"\u003cp\u003eA funny retirement gift for a coworker that says the quiet part first and then takes it back. The design opens with \u003cem\u003eQuitter\u003c\/em\u003e, catches itself, strikes the word through and writes \u003cem\u003eI Mean Happy Retirement\u003c\/em\u003e above the line, the way a real amended form corrects a wrong entry.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eFrom the people who sat next to him\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is not one for the company-wide card. It is the gift from the three or four people who actually shared the workload, who are allowed to be rude about it, and who know he will laugh rather than take offence.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eRead the room before you buy it\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe design assumes a leaving that everybody is happy about. If the retirement was forced, or the department is bitter about the vacancy, the strike-through stops being funny and starts being pointed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003ePersonalization\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eAdd the name that goes on the corrected line. 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It opens with \u003cem\u003eQuitter\u003c\/em\u003e, corrects itself mid-sentence, and lands on \u003cem\u003eI Mean Happy Retirement\u003c\/em\u003e, set out like an amended official record.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eThe correction stays visible\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eNothing is tidied away. The first word is still there, struck through, exactly where the whole room can read it. That is what separates this from a polite plaque: it admits what everyone was thinking and then does the professional thing anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eCheek that only works upward\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eGiven by a manager to a junior it would be unkind. Given by a team to the person who ran them, it is affectionate insubordination, and the fact that it could only be handed over on the last day is most of the charm.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003ePersonalization\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eAdd the name that goes on the corrected line. 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