{"product_id":"funny-retirement-gift-for-dad-whiskey-glass","title":"Funny Retirement Gift for Dad Whiskey Glass - Quitter, I Mean Happy Retirement","description":"\u003cp\u003eA funny retirement gift for dad that gets the tone exactly right: it calls him a quitter, thinks better of it, and corrects itself in front of everyone. The first word is struck through and \u003cem\u003eI Mean Happy Retirement\u003c\/em\u003e is written in above the line, set the way a genuinely amended form looks.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWhy it beats a plain joke mug\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe layout does the work before anyone reads a word. It looks like paperwork he has signed a thousand times, which is exactly why it earns a spot on the shelf instead of the back of a cupboard. The strike-through stays visible, so the joke reloads every time he picks the glass up.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eThe gift the children get away with\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eCalling a man a quitter on his last day is a licence only his own family holds. From a colleague it would be a risk; from a son or daughter it reads as affection with the sentiment carefully crossed out.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003ePersonalization\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eAdd his name to the corrected line so the amended record is filed under the right person. Please check the spelling before ordering, as every glass is printed to order and we cannot accept returns for a typo in a name.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBrowse the rest of our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-retirement-gifts\"\u003efunny retirement gifts\u003c\/a\u003e, or see every design in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/retirement-gifts-for-men\"\u003eretirement gifts for men\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"SipEngrave","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":53765910298918,"sku":"M9301-11oz","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1033\/9513\/1686\/files\/funny-retirement-gift-dad-whiskey-glass-bright-home-bar_492d91e5-84dc-4b6c-b325-85ec485a7a58.png?v=1787742087","url":"https:\/\/www.sipengrave.com\/products\/funny-retirement-gift-for-dad-whiskey-glass","provider":"Sipengrave","version":"1.0","type":"link"}