{"product_id":"funny-retirement-gift-for-him-whiskey-glass-quitter-i-mean-happy-retirement","title":"Funny Retirement Gift for Him Whiskey Glass - Quitter, I Mean Happy Retirement","description":"\u003cp\u003eA funny retirement gift for him that drops the diplomacy for exactly one word. The design prints \u003cem\u003eQuitter\u003c\/em\u003e, strikes it through, and writes \u003cem\u003eI Mean Happy Retirement\u003c\/em\u003e above the line, set as an amended correction notice rather than a slogan.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eOne word, then the correction\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe joke depends on the edit being visible. Tidied up, it would just be a nice message; left struck through, it reads as somebody saying the honest thing out loud and then remembering where they were. That is the version worth keeping.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eFor a send-off with a bit of nerve\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eChoose it when the mood is warm enough to take a jab. Among friends who have spent years slandering the same employer it lands perfectly; at a formal presentation with senior management watching, pick something straighter.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003ePersonalization\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eAdd the name that goes on the corrected line. Please check the spelling before ordering, as every glass is printed to order and we cannot accept returns for a typo in a name.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBrowse the rest of our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-retirement-gifts\"\u003efunny retirement gifts\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"SipEngrave","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":53766716784934,"sku":"M9319-11oz","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1033\/9513\/1686\/files\/man-holding-retirement-whiskey-glass-mockup-04-sipengrave_7334fbc4-bb29-49fb-9551-d318c883c9b2.png?v=1787742735","url":"https:\/\/www.sipengrave.com\/products\/funny-retirement-gift-for-him-whiskey-glass-quitter-i-mean-happy-retirement","provider":"Sipengrave","version":"1.0","type":"link"}