Funny Retirement Gift for Coworker Whiskey Glass - Quitter, I Mean Happy Retirement
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Product Description
Product Description
A funny retirement gift for a coworker that says the quiet part first and then takes it back. The design opens with Quitter, catches itself, strikes the word through and writes I Mean Happy Retirement above the line, the way a real amended form corrects a wrong entry.
From the people who sat next to him
This is not one for the company-wide card. It is the gift from the three or four people who actually shared the workload, who are allowed to be rude about it, and who know he will laugh rather than take offence.
Read the room before you buy it
The design assumes a leaving that everybody is happy about. If the retirement was forced, or the department is bitter about the vacancy, the strike-through stops being funny and starts being pointed.
Personalization
Add the name that goes on the corrected line. Please check the spelling before ordering, as every glass is printed to order and we cannot accept returns for a typo in a name.
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🥃 Specifications
🥃 Specifications
🚚 Production & Shipping
🚚 Production & Shipping
Made to order and printed after you buy, so nothing ships from stock.
Ordering for a party? Allow at least three weeks. Shipping cost and faster options show at checkout, and times may run longer around holidays.
Returns
Damaged or printed wrong? We replace it or refund you in full — you have [30] days from delivery, and you never ship anything back.
Made a typo? Email us within [12] hours and we fix it before printing.
Change of mind? Each piece is made to order with a name on it, so we cannot resell it. Personalized orders are not returnable once production has started.
Satisfaction Guarantee
Satisfaction Guarantee
You are buying this for someone else, and you will not see it until it is already wrapped. Here is what we commit to.
Proofed before printing. Your details are checked against what you submitted, so a name never goes to press unread.
Inspected before packing. Anything with a flaw in the print is reprinted rather than shipped.
Made right if it still goes wrong. Send a photo and we reprint it or refund you in full. You keep the original and you pay nothing to return it.
What this does not cover: a name spelled wrong at checkout produces exactly the item that was ordered, so please read your details back before paying. Everything else is on us.
Email support@sipengrave.com with your order number. We reply within [1–2] business days.
How It Works
From your idea to your doorstep
Step 1
Personalize It
Add a name, message, or photo to make it theirs.
Step 2
A Real Person Checks It
We review your design & spelling before printing.
Step 3
Made in the USA
Printed to order & quality-checked before it ships.
Step 4
Shipped & Guaranteed
Tracked delivery. Free replacement if it's wrong.
100% Satisfaction Guarantee. Every Sipengrave order is reviewed by a real person before printing and protected from checkout to your doorstep. Questions? We're here to help.
FAQ
Questions, answered
Will my personalization look exactly like the preview?
I made a typo — can I change it after ordering?
Will it arrive before the retirement party?
How long until I get my whiskey glass?
Can the whole team sign it?
How do I care for it? Will the design fade?
Printed pieces (ceramic mugs) use a full-colour, edge-to-edge print made to last. Ceramic mugs are microwave and dishwasher safe; hand washing keeps the colour sharpest over the years.
Each product page lists the exact method and care instructions for that item.
What if my order arrives damaged or wrong?
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